Customer Experience
My first thought when looking at this company's Careers page was: "My god, they desperately need a middle-aged manager to decline their screentime requests an hour before bedtime."
IT IS A MYSTERY
Customer Engineer
THIS IS NOT SUPPORT ENGINEER WORK. Is something in the water? Is Venus in retrograde? Am I in the Upside Down? WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Director of Support & Intelligence
My new tagline is going to be - Bad Job Bingo: I read shitty Careers pages you don't have to.
Principal Customer Success Manager
Now I'm drinking because it feels like I'm having a wake for whomever they convince to take this job.
