Support Operations Manager
Genuinely, y'all, I don't think they know what Support is. I'm not being funny. I think someone is very confused. Or I am very confused. One of us is very confused.
Seriously, Maybe Don't
Look, I can’t tell you what to do. But maybe don’t apply for these jobs.
Team Lead, Customer Care
This, and the whole introductory paragraph, has some of the most flowery language to describe a middle manager role that I have ever read.
Customer Engineer
THIS IS NOT SUPPORT ENGINEER WORK. Is something in the water? Is Venus in retrograde? Am I in the Upside Down? WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Senior Consultant
Holy shit, SO MANY RED FLAGS, SO FAST. This is the most unhinged job description I've ever reviewed.
Senior Manager, Member Services and Customer Retention
And there it is, folks, our first Seriously, Maybe Don't of the week! Imagine being an education company that thinks education isn't political. IMAGINE.
Director of Support & Intelligence
My new tagline is going to be - Bad Job Bingo: I read shitty Careers pages you don't have to.
Principal Customer Success Manager
Now I'm drinking because it feels like I'm having a wake for whomever they convince to take this job.
Director of Technical Support
Uh. Buckle in, my friends, because this one is A RIDE.
Manager, Trust and Safety
My friends. As a CX leader, I advise you to think very carefully before working in Trust & Safety for a company that routinely launches products before they've fully considered the risks and tactical challenges involved with said products.
Customer Success & Transformation Manager
Listen this is nonsense but they're hiring a ton so just go to their website I'm gonna lay down on the floor for a minute
Customer Experience Representative
I've gotten multiple reports of this being a shady company with especially shady hiring practices. It also appears the Department of Labor is investigating them over unpaid overtime hours for its contractors.
Quality Assurance CX Specialist
Still no mention of benefits, still probably only offering $65k for an on-site non-entry level role in NYC.
Head of Customer Support
I have many concerns. That the title of the role doesn't match the title in the job description. The ridiculous salary. That the company has no Careers page and the role is only listed on LinkedIn. The stability/longevity of a company staking money on other people playing video games.
Product Support Specialist
Benefits section lists no actual benefits, but don’t worry! You’ll get potential! You’ll make a name for yourself! You’ll get exposure! YOU’LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN DOESN’T THIS SOUND FUN
