Roles that require you to work from a specific location maintained by your company, such as a headquarters or regional office.
Y'all, I've said what the actual fuck so many times with this JD it's lost all meaning. I don't even know what to say, except that I don't think our existing ratings quite cover this one, so I had to create a special one: Possibly Psychotic.
I think the AI is confused about what Customer Success does.
Blacklane's Careers page is pretty bare-bones, with very little actual useful information, not unlike this job description!
Look, I'm being kind by only putting this in BINGO.
Look, this company sounds weird, the role sounds weird, and the fact that they can't tell you what the pay is is weird. We've got a weird club sandwich of a job listing here, is what I'm saying.
Welp, a red flag right up front. What a way to dive back into Bad Job Bingo!
Blah blah woof woof capitalism, but a company that wants to use you to build private wealth for others but won't deign to tell you what the compensation package is is especially hypocritical and I just cannot (Farther for me, but not for thee?).
I am deeply unimpressed with CoreWeave's showing here. Tread Carefully.
This whole JD is a sloppy mess, but hey, at least the pay's good?
And by "ability to work under pressure" they mean okay with slowly being crushed under the weight of expectations, inexperience, and your 300-500 accounts until you're a tiny, person-shaped material denser than osmium.
Can we just acknowledge that maybe it is recklessly, unforgivably irresponsible to allow 20-somethings who appear to have no professional experience before 2022 to be in charge of AI products that could destabilize democracies?
This is essentially a Director role with engineer duties, and right now, the salary is only compensating for one of those things.
While this feels like it could be a young company still trying to figure out its culture and hiring practices, there are still some red flags that are hard to ignore, so I think it still belongs in Tread Carefully.
This one is somewhat better for having lower requirements, but still. Boo.
I take back everything I said about positive culture signals at Robinhood. It's enough to make you ask yourself: What would Robin Hood do in this situation?
Overall, there are positive culture signals for the company, but I'm concerned that this position will be stretched too thin to provide the leadership and mentorship Robinhood wants to see, and there's some scope creep I'd ask about as an interviewee.
Y'all, the noise I made when I saw "CX Director, MeUndies" in the #jobs channel in ElevateCX. WOOOOOOOOOO. Okay, for real. I can do this. I am a serious professional.
Seems like a neat role, although I do wish the salary range was higher.
This role has the same weird (and ableist) culture signals as the other roles from this company. Also, there's no salary transparency and the application asks for your target comp range, so into Tread Carefully it goes.
This role has the same weird (and ableist) culture signals as the other roles at this company. And while there is salary transparency here (likely due to state laws requiring it, which is also a culture signal), the application asks for your target comp range, so into Tread Carefully it goes.
This role has the same weird (and ableist) culture signals as the Manager role. Also, there's no salary transparency and the application asks for your target comp range, so into Tread Carefully it goes.
Again, such efficiency at getting to BINGO! Also, after all those super-specific requirements, "must have ethics" is sincerely hilarious.
So many flags in a single sentence! I appreciate their commitment to an efficient Bad Job Bingo game.
Pay is shit, especially for onsite in LA, especially for a multi-lingual role.
