Director of Technical Solutions
I'm putting this in BINGO purely for how insufferable this company sounds.
Head of / Director
Roles labeled as Head or Director of a CX function, or that involve being responsible for the business outcomes of an entire CX function, department, or division (regardless of size).
Director of Customer Education
I'm glad that my anxiety was proven unnecessary – this sounds like a great job with great pay and benefits. It's not so outstanding that I feel comfortable giving it a Green Means Go, but it's a high Eh, It's Probably Fine.
Director of Customer Support
This sounds like a really interesting role with an earnest company, with some neat travel opportunities thrown in. However, since I'm still unsure of what I think about the recruitment video and there's no salary transparency, I'm going to put this in a very tentative Tread Carefully.
Head of Global Support
I'm sorry, the fuck? You want this role to build out its own completely separate product development function to fix a product so seemingly broken that even the Engineering, Product, and Design teams don't want to deal with it anymore? ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Customer Success Operations Manager
Ding ding ding, we have a (BINGO) winner.
Global Head of Partner Support, Google Cloud
This whole JD is a sloppy mess, but hey, at least the pay's good?
Head of Technical Support
Friends. You're in sales. You know pretty words like "competitive," "generous," and "comprehensive" mean nothing unless there's data to back them up. What are the numbers? Tell me the numbers!
Sr Director, Customer Experience
It is so infuriating when companies want the credit of giving a salary without actually giving the salary, which is such utter bullshit, especially from a company with stated values of "Trustworthiness" and "Accountability."
Director Of Customer Success
Okay, so look. This could just be me. I am highly suspicious and cynical, I fully own that. But everything in this job description just comes across as slightly off. Just, like, this side of reasonable.
Director of Customer Success
Hoo boy. Why does this read to me as "We will give you no resources, we will change the parameters of success constantly, and we will offer little to no support toward meeting your strategic goals. Good luck!"
Head of Customer Support
Oh wow, how unique brightwheel is! Because most startups move like molasses and expect their people to come in and fail immediately and repeatedly.
Head of Customer Success
Nope, that's...that's the salary. That's the real salary in reality.
Founding Support Engineer
This is essentially a Director role with engineer duties, and right now, the salary is only compensating for one of those things.
Director, Support
It seems like a pretty straightforward Director role, but this is one of those times where playing Bad Job Bingo is more an art than a science because I'm getting a weird vibe from this job description.
Director of Support
Not provide fast responses and resolutions or excellent customer service, but fast TIMES and SCORES. Goddamn.
Director, Healthcare Support & Operations
Maybe it's just me, but it feels like they're asking this Director position to do a lot. It almost reads as if they asked ChatGPT for a Director of Support & Ops job description and then didn't whittle it down at all to fit this specific role.
Director, Customer Experience
Y'all, the noise I made when I saw "CX Director, MeUndies" in the #jobs channel in ElevateCX. WOOOOOOOOOO. Okay, for real. I can do this. I am a serious professional.
Senior Director, Customer Support
Overall, while I don't think there are any major flags, the USD salary range is a little low for a Senior Director role of this type, so I'm going to put it in Eh, It's Probably Fine.
Director, Global Customer Support
Seems fine. Sounds like a very call center-y, corporate role, which is fine if that's your thing. Benefits seem good, pay range is good (if broad).
Director of Support
I don't think they really know why they're hiring a Director of Support, which will likely make actually working in this role unpleasant, to say the least.
Director of Customer Success
I think it would probably be fine, except there's no salary transparency, so into Tread Carefully it goes. Womp Womp.
Director, Customer Success
Man, I really want to put this in Eh, It's Probably Fine, but alas, they claim a competitive salary without then sharing the salary. So – well, you know how this ends.
Director, Support Operations
If you've been taking a shot every time they exclaim you should be energized by something, you are already drunk and we haven't even gotten out of the introduction.
Director, Trust & Safety
They mention that this role has global responsibilities a few times, and as much as I appreciate the close relationship with Support, considering the scale of the work, I think this should really be a VP-level title.
