Director Of Customer Success

Director Of Customer Success

Okay, so look. This could just be me. I am highly suspicious and cynical, I fully own that. But everything in this job description just comes across as slightly off. Just, like, this side of reasonable.

Virtuous | "Competitive" comp not given

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Steph's Notes:

Watching Virtous' company recruitment video and watching their founder repeat, "We do hard things" and "We walk into the storm" has me hovering over that "Unsure if you're joining a cult or a company" Bad Job Bingo entry like I'm a Search & Rescue helicopter coming in for the save.

The rest of the video is fine, normal even. But like. I want to go to work. I don't want to walk into a storm with my coworkers unless we are legit first responders. Can we not with these alarming metaphors, please.

Okay, so look. This could just be me. I am highly suspicious and cynical, I fully own that. But everything in this job description just comes across as slightly off. Just, like, this side of reasonable.

Create standardized Success Plans for customers across all Virtuous product lines, ensuring consistency and excellence in service delivery

I asked the Bad Job Bingo Board of Directors if this is something we'd expect a Director of Success would do, and the verdict was that maybe they're creating the processes for creating plans, and perhaps this was just worded poorly, so I'm going to go with that.

Personally manage escalations from your direct reports, and follow a methodical escalation process to Chief Customer Officer and/or customer executive sponsors

I can't decide if this is an interesting white-glove strategy or sheer madness.

Define organization-wide responsibilities for each stage of the customer journey

This has "CX is responsible for all customer outcomes" written all over it.

Cultivate a culture of customer delight by adopting a "best for Virtuous, best for the customer" approach.

See? See what I mean about things just feeling slightly off?

Revise CSM compensation plans annually or as necessary

This feels ominous. Revise in what way?

Also, "Employer-contributed healthcare benefits"? Why not just say what the contributions are? "Market competitive pay leveraging Carta data"? Why not just say what the pay is? The whole Benefits section is like that. Why are they being so weird about it?

ALSO ALSO, you want to hear some real bullshit? This job is listed as Remote but then on the application, it asks this question:

Are you ok working a hybrid work schedule (3 days in office)?

That kind of deceptive bait-and-switch isn't exactly virtuous, you know what I'm saying?

And then there's this required question:

Explain your understanding of SaaS business models and your experience working in a SaaS environment. Additionally, describe any experience you have working with nonprofit organizations and how it influences your approach to Customer Success.

"This is a time-wasting, AI-baiting, borderline insulting question to which the only reasonable response is, 'fuck that noise.' In this essay, I will–"

BINGO.


Original Job Description: Director Of Customer Success

About Us

Virtuous is on a mission to inspire global generosity by helping nonprofits build better relationships with their donors. We offer a modern software platform that provides mid-sized charities with elegant tools for fundraising, marketing, volunteerism, and online giving.

Our talented team is driven to disrupt the status quo in the nonprofit sector. We are hungry, humble, and committed to delivering best-in-class software solutions, customer success interactions, and sales experiences to the world’s leading nonprofits  

We also recognize the importance of giving back and making a difference in the communities where we live and work. That's why we practice radical generosity by volunteering at nonprofits or going the extra mile for our team and the customers we serve. We take our work seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously. We believe that life is too short not to love what you do. 

The ideal candidate for Virtuous embodies our values by:

Find our core values & more here.

Candidates local to Phoenix, AZ will be prioritized at this time

Position Summary

We are seeking a strategic and results-driven Director of Customer Success to lead our quota carrying Mid Market and Enterprise Customer Success teams. Reporting to our Chief Customer Officer, you will be responsible for ensuring our customers achieve their desired outcomes while maximizing the value they receive from our products and services. You will also own retention and expansion for all Virtuous customers across all Virtuous products. This role requires a blend of people leadership, strategic thinking, and hands-on execution to drive customer retention, renewals, and revenue growth. 

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