Senior Customer Success Manager

Senior Customer Success Manager

No compensation, no mentions of benefits anywhere, no idea if it's onsite or remote, and the location is just "Usa, New York Office." Honestly, I'm not even convinced this is a real company. I'm gonna say Seriously, Maybe Don't.

Autone | No comp given

Steph's Notes:

We value sharp minds and strong initiative.

Y'all, I'm tired. Enter joke here illustrating the absurdity of wasting space saying uninsightful, useless shit like this on Career pages.

We tackle real problems.

Do you? Do you really? As opposed to all those fake problems experienced by non-inventory management companies? Y'all have got to stop letting your marketing interns write your Careers pages.

We’re not just about enhancing productivity, we’re about enhancing lives.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

We’re not just filling roles; we’re fueling a movement.

This Careers page is killing me. Literally, I can feel the website sending free radicals directly through my eyeballs and into my bloodstream. Like 5G. That's how that works, right?

Oh god, is it over? IS IT FINALLY OVER? AM I FREE? Oh, there's still a whole job description. Ugh.

Autone is an AI-powered inventory optimisation platform

Well, at least that explains everything.

I'll take "What job description was written by AI?" for one billion dollars, Alex.

No compensation, no mentions of benefits anywhere, no idea if it's onsite or remote, and the location is just "Usa, New York Office." Honestly, I'm not even convinced this is a real company. I'm gonna say Seriously, Maybe Don't.


Original Job Description: Senior Customer Success Manager

Autone is an AI-powered inventory optimisation platform helping retailers transform their business through data-driven decision-making. Founded by Adil Bouhdadi and Harry Glucksmann-Cheslaw, who previously built Alexander McQueen’s intelligence platform, Autone is today trusted by more than 50 global brands to reduce inventory waste, increase sales, and enhance efficiency.

About you:

The Senior Customer Success Manager (CSM) will be our first hire in the USA and will be responsible for building strong relationships with our B2B retail clients, ensuring they realize the full value of our solutions. This role demands a strategic thinker with a deep understanding of the SaaS model, along with experience in the retail space. The ideal candidate is based in NYC and is obsessed with helping customers achieve success with our solution. They will be able to lead customer engagement initiatives, foster change management in the organizations, drive product adoption, and serve as a trusted advisor to clients throughout their journey to ultimately foster Net Dollar Retention.

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