After the first two poorly-edited job descriptions, it's just funny now.
Steph's Notes:
After the first two poorly-edited job descriptions, it's just funny now.
Automatic BINGO! Damn, I don't think that's ever happened so fast. (It's the first thing you see on Ramp's Careers page).
Pitiful. I see they only care that you're eating at work. Go home to your family and be hungry, I guess.
Scream it with me: BEEEEEEEENEFITS AAAAAAAARE NOOOOOOOOOT PEEEEEEEEERKS
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the shitty pay at the bottom.
Lordy. Someone dial back the gas in this hot air balloon before we hit the exosphere.
Well, that's some bullshit! Especially for a hybrid role in Denver. BINGO.
