Head of Customer Success
Nope, that's...that's the salary. That's the real salary in reality.
Success
Roles that involve proactively helping customers onboard to a product post-sale, and helping customers use the product to the greatest effect. Success assistance is usually offered via email, phone call, and/or video conference.
Customer Success Manager
Can we just acknowledge that maybe it is recklessly, unforgivably irresponsible to allow 20-somethings who appear to have no professional experience before 2022 to be in charge of AI products that could destabilize democracies?
Customer Success Manager
See the Senior Customer Success Manager position for what Oyster did that pissed me off so much that I automatically BINGOed out this one too.
Senior Customer Success Manager (Fixed Term Cover)
I don't even care what the rest of the job description says. I am invoking my power as Supreme Bad Job Bingo Dictator to automatically BINGO this company out.
Customer Success Manager
*MC voice* Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereupon: here we have the latest and greatest in corporate employee management: Sparring sessions! For when verbally berating your employees just isn't enough. The beatings will continue until performance improves.
Customer Success Engineer
Yes, I am putting this in Green Means Go despite no salary transparency, only because the hiring location is Europe / Middle East / Africa, which is so broad that it makes giving an actual salary range genuinely difficult, and everything else is just positive signals.
Customer Success Manager
I thought this was probably otherwise okay until we hit the "Personal Characteristics" section, which was just one red flag after another. Not to mention the "What's In It For You?" section contains no actual benefits, and we've got ourselves a BINGO.
Technical Customer Success Manager
Kong shows their heart in their values and in the job description. I can see the shape of what they're trying to do, so I'm willing to extend the benefit of the doubt and assume they'll grow over time. I guess we'll see what I hear and how they fare in future JDs!
Voice of Customer Manager
Seems like a neat role, although I do wish the salary range was higher.
Customer Success Operations Manager
Assuming this isn't just for show and they really are rewarding existing employee work and loyalty, it seems like a green flag to me. Overall, this is a clear job description and I see nothing but positive culture signals, so I'm throwing this in Green Means Go!
Senior Customer Success Manager
Seems good! No major flags and the benefits are great. Salary seems a little on the low side for a Senior Customer Success Manager, but if it's just a base salary with commission, it could be great.
Customer Success Manager
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean, but you should NEVER EVER take on risk on behalf of the company employing you unless you're, like, a firefighter or something. Which this is very much not.
Director of Customer Success
I think it would probably be fine, except there's no salary transparency, so into Tread Carefully it goes. Womp Womp.
Manager, Customer Onboarding
Well, we're certainly building a narrative here, aren't we?
Director, Customer Success
Man, I really want to put this in Eh, It's Probably Fine, but alas, they claim a competitive salary without then sharing the salary. So – well, you know how this ends.
Client Success Manager
This one is reader-submitted, and y'all. We're whipping out "unclear if you're joining a cult or a company" for maybe the first time ever, and I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT A JOB LISTING YET.
Customer Success Manager, Strategic Accounts
I debated on whether to rate this one as Tread Carefully or BINGO, and decided on BINGO because of the EEO statement.
Customer Success Manager, High Touch
This job was fine, fine, mostly fine until we hit the last bits of it, and then it started telling one hell of a story.
VP, Customer Success and Technical Operations
I'm pretty impressed with the job description overall. They manage to convey the qualities they're looking for without being unnecessarily prescriptive or ableist, they seem to understand well what they're looking for, and the stated goals are unusually grounded for a VP of Success position.
Customer Success Specialist, Financial Services
This role has the same weird (and ableist) culture signals as the other roles from this company. Also, there's no salary transparency and the application asks for your target comp range, so into Tread Carefully it goes.
Customer Success Manager (B2B - Presales)
This role has the same weird (and ableist) culture signals as the other Manager roles. Also, there's no salary transparency and the application asks for your target comp range, so into Tread Carefully it goes.
Associate Customer Success Manager
Nothing in particular is jumping out at me, but I confess I did skim. Did I mention it's long? Also that salary is as wide as the JD is verbose. One might say comically so.
Enterprise Customer Success Manager
Still as obnoxious as the other two listings on the job board.
Customer Success Manager
Honestly, this job description is a mess. Repeated paragraphs and sections, overly business-speaky, and poorly edited and formatted.
