Global Head of Partner Support, Google Cloud
This whole JD is a sloppy mess, but hey, at least the pay's good?
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Customer Success Manager
So this role isn't for candidates who'd describe themselves as sloth-like ditherers fond of throwing up impediments? Phew, really dodged a bullet by making that clear.
Staff Customer Support Team Manager
For roles in companies like these, upsides for some can be downsides for others: they're often really old-school working environments that tend to favor stability over rapid innovation. You skip a lot of the startup bullshit, but obviously, Business Granddaddies come with their own kind of bullshit.
Customer Service and Rebate Processing Specialist
My god, this job description is boring. I legit just nodded off.
Head of Technical Support
Friends. You're in sales. You know pretty words like "competitive," "generous," and "comprehensive" mean nothing unless there's data to back them up. What are the numbers? Tell me the numbers!
Customer Support Representative
I want you to imagine that red flag/green flag guy from Instagram just running back and forth across a field with a sea of red waving majestically behind him.
Customer Operations Lead
This role will already be leading the whole Support function, that it's not already at least a manager-level role is, frankly, absurd.
Client Success Manager
Well, this took a turn. Between this casual ableism, the lack of salary transparency despite competitive claims, and their ask for compensation expectations on the application, the JD practically puts itself in Tread Carefully.
Onboarding Manager
Seems like a pretty straightforward onboarding role, with the usual startup suspects ("fun" team, fast-paced environment, adapt to change/challenges, let's do the time warp again). Nothing too concerning, and the pay is good for an early-career gig.
