Senior Customer Service Technician
That whole paragraph – the whole JD, actually – is like a parody of itself. It's a dull, meaningless, satirical mess.
United States
Client Success Manager
The belly laugh I just gave at a company that constantly repeats itself and can barely put together a sentence requiring "flawless detail orientation." Pretty sure it's the only thing keeping me from slipping into a boredom-induced coma.
Customer Service and Rebate Processing Specialist
My god, this job description is boring. I legit just nodded off.
Head of Technical Support
Friends. You're in sales. You know pretty words like "competitive," "generous," and "comprehensive" mean nothing unless there's data to back them up. What are the numbers? Tell me the numbers!
Customer Operations Lead
This role will already be leading the whole Support function, that it's not already at least a manager-level role is, frankly, absurd.
Client Success Manager
Well, this took a turn. Between this casual ableism, the lack of salary transparency despite competitive claims, and their ask for compensation expectations on the application, the JD practically puts itself in Tread Carefully.
Onboarding Manager
Seems like a pretty straightforward onboarding role, with the usual startup suspects ("fun" team, fast-paced environment, adapt to change/challenges, let's do the time warp again). Nothing too concerning, and the pay is good for an early-career gig.
Customer Support Specialist
Overall, though, this job seems pretty straightforward, the benefits are fine, and the pay is good for a fairly entry-level remote role. Nice to see a solid Eh, It's Probably Fine for this week's issue.
Sr Director, Customer Experience
It is so infuriating when companies want the credit of giving a salary without actually giving the salary, which is such utter bullshit, especially from a company with stated values of "Trustworthiness" and "Accountability."
Customer Success Manager
And by "ability to work under pressure" they mean okay with slowly being crushed under the weight of expectations, inexperience, and your 300-500 accounts until you're a tiny, person-shaped material denser than osmium.
Technical Support Specialist - Tier 1
All of this is just a red flag. No information about what supports the Teir 1 team receives, which makes me think they shouldn't expect to receive any, which is just bad news.
Director Of Customer Success
Okay, so look. This could just be me. I am highly suspicious and cynical, I fully own that. But everything in this job description just comes across as slightly off. Just, like, this side of reasonable.
Manager, Customer Success
There are two different job titles in this job description, Manager, Customer Success and Customer Success Manager. Which one refers to this role specifically? Your guess is as good as mine.
Customer Onboarding Manager/ Customer Success Manager- LATAM
I swear I entered the role title exactly as it's displayed on the job listing. I'm not sure what's going on with this role, but the title in the actual job description is Customer Onboarding Manager, so...I dunno, man, I'm just the rater.
Customer Onboarding Manager- LATAM
Otherwise, it seems like a straightforward onboarding role, but accessibility issues and lack of salary transparency puts it squarely in Tread Carefully.
Head of Customer Support
Oh wow, how unique brightwheel is! Because most startups move like molasses and expect their people to come in and fail immediately and repeatedly.
Customer Support Advocate
The main ones: Fast-paced environment, rapidly changing requirements, poorly-edited JD requires attention to detail, JD doesn't mention benefits at all, and salary for leadership roles is good but not for frontline roles.
Head of Customer Success
Nope, that's...that's the salary. That's the real salary in reality.
Customer Success Manager
Can we just acknowledge that maybe it is recklessly, unforgivably irresponsible to allow 20-somethings who appear to have no professional experience before 2022 to be in charge of AI products that could destabilize democracies?
Founding Support Engineer
This is essentially a Director role with engineer duties, and right now, the salary is only compensating for one of those things.
Customer Experience Team Lead
While this feels like it could be a young company still trying to figure out its culture and hiring practices, there are still some red flags that are hard to ignore, so I think it still belongs in Tread Carefully.
Director, Support
It seems like a pretty straightforward Director role, but this is one of those times where playing Bad Job Bingo is more an art than a science because I'm getting a weird vibe from this job description.
Product Manager, Support Experience
This role sounds fascinating and the pay is fantastic. I see no flags, so we've got our first (and only?) Green Means Go of the week.
Senior Manager, Help Center
Seems like an awesome role with equally awesome pay.
