Director of Technical Solutions
I'm putting this in BINGO purely for how insufferable this company sounds.
No comp given
Lead Technical Support Engineer
Honestly, this job description is pretty forgettable. It's not terrible, but it's not good either; candidates get very little information about the structure of the team they'd be leading, and the only hint at culture we get is a single bullet about the office being pet-friendly.
Senior Customer Success Manager
No compensation, no mentions of benefits anywhere, no idea if it's onsite or remote, and the location is just "Usa, New York Office." Honestly, I'm not even convinced this is a real company. I'm gonna say Seriously, Maybe Don't.
Client Experience Associate
Blah blah woof woof capitalism, but a company that wants to use you to build private wealth for others but won't deign to tell you what the compensation package is is especially hypocritical and I just cannot (Farther for me, but not for thee?).
Customer Success Manager, Mid-Market
Still just vibes, still a BINGO.
Customer Onboarding Specialist
Since they're expecting candidates to operate on vibes only, so am I! And my vibes tell me this is a BINGO.
Support Specialist
Otherwise, it seems like an interesting role, but I'm disappointed there's no salary transparency and that they ask for desired salary in the application. I thought you were better than that, BetterCloud!
Customer Success Manager
And by "ability to work under pressure" they mean okay with slowly being crushed under the weight of expectations, inexperience, and your 300-500 accounts until you're a tiny, person-shaped material denser than osmium.
Customer Success Manager
See the Senior Customer Success Manager position for what Oyster did that pissed me off so much that I automatically BINGOed out this one too.
Senior Customer Success Manager (Fixed Term Cover)
I don't even care what the rest of the job description says. I am invoking my power as Supreme Bad Job Bingo Dictator to automatically BINGO this company out.
Director of Support
Not provide fast responses and resolutions or excellent customer service, but fast TIMES and SCORES. Goddamn.
Vice President, Customer Care
You should do a general internet search for Therapy Brands. The results are...not good, particularly in light of the fuss they make about how awesome they are on their Careers page.
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Technical Support Engineer
I don't know, y'all; my spidey sense is tingling with this one. It could be nothing, but just...tread very carefully.
Customer Success Manager
*MC voice* Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereupon: here we have the latest and greatest in corporate employee management: Sparring sessions! For when verbally berating your employees just isn't enough. The beatings will continue until performance improves.
Customer Experience Representative
If the job descriptions mentioned tiny little things like compensation and benefits, I might not judge them so harshly, but it doesn't.
Customer Success Engineer
Yes, I am putting this in Green Means Go despite no salary transparency, only because the hiring location is Europe / Middle East / Africa, which is so broad that it makes giving an actual salary range genuinely difficult, and everything else is just positive signals.
Customer Success Manager
I thought this was probably otherwise okay until we hit the "Personal Characteristics" section, which was just one red flag after another. Not to mention the "What's In It For You?" section contains no actual benefits, and we've got ourselves a BINGO.
Premium Support Associate
Not being clear about salary upfront wastes everyone's time and demonstrates a lack of respect for a candidate's experience. (This is true regardless of where in the world the role is based.) All that to say: show me the money, Airbnb.
Lead Knowledge Strategist
Would be in Eh, It's Probably Fine if not for the lack of salary transparency. It's your own fault, Airbnb.
Knowledge Strategist (Global)
Boo, no salary transparency. Companies should always be transparent, not just when they have to be! I expected better from you, Airbnb.
Director of Support
I don't think they really know why they're hiring a Director of Support, which will likely make actually working in this role unpleasant, to say the least.
Customer Success Manager
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean, but you should NEVER EVER take on risk on behalf of the company employing you unless you're, like, a firefighter or something. Which this is very much not.
Director of Customer Success
I think it would probably be fine, except there's no salary transparency, so into Tread Carefully it goes. Womp Womp.
Technical Support Engineer - UK
It's our job as leadership to create an environment of respect for our customer support teams among our customers. If things are so bad that you have to specify "professional resilience" in your candidates, that's a failure of leadership and the company, not in potential candidates.
