Customer Service Team Lead
A fun environment in which you have to remain calm and positive in all situations? Sure, that checks out.
Ghost Job?
Ghost jobs are jobs that have either been open for a very long time or that have been taken down and re-posted multiple times with little change. Companies do this when they don't really intend to fill a role but want to appear to be healthy, growing, and hiring to outside parties. Note that I can't say with 100% confidence that the roles listed here are ghost jobs, but they're pretty sus.
Social Media and Community Lead
The new JD is much shorter (I've pasted it below, above the old one), but it has many of the same problems as the original. It should still be a more senior title, it still doesn't list any actual benefits, and there's still no salary transparency. In BINGO it remains!
Lead Technical Support Engineer
Honestly, this job description is pretty forgettable. It's not terrible, but it's not good either; candidates get very little information about the structure of the team they'd be leading, and the only hint at culture we get is a single bullet about the office being pet-friendly.
Technical Support Analyst
"High stakes" in a job like this means the product doesn't work, or only works enough to be dangerous. You're there as a human shield between the customer and the product, and I promise it isn't even as fun as it sounds.
Customer Success Manager
I think the AI is confused about what Customer Success does.
Client Experience Associate
Blah blah woof woof capitalism, but a company that wants to use you to build private wealth for others but won't deign to tell you what the compensation package is is especially hypocritical and I just cannot (Farther for me, but not for thee?).
Customer Success Manager
And by "ability to work under pressure" they mean okay with slowly being crushed under the weight of expectations, inexperience, and your 300-500 accounts until you're a tiny, person-shaped material denser than osmium.
Director of Customer Success
Hoo boy. Why does this read to me as "We will give you no resources, we will change the parameters of success constantly, and we will offer little to no support toward meeting your strategic goals. Good luck!"
Customer Experience Agent
I don't know about Miami, but $46.8K – $55K is shitty pay for a non-entry-level fintech support role in New York, even if it's remote.
Manager of Elite Customer Experience
This is the job description equivalent of that "This is fine" cartoon.
Technical Support Engineer
I don't know, y'all; my spidey sense is tingling with this one. It could be nothing, but just...tread very carefully.
Technical Support Engineer – L3
I understand that it's customary for there not to be salary transparency in international roles, but I refuse to excuse companies simply because they're not required to have it, *especially* when they claim to offer competitive salaries.
Client Success Manager
This one is reader-submitted, and y'all. We're whipping out "unclear if you're joining a cult or a company" for maybe the first time ever, and I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT A JOB LISTING YET.
Customer Support Manager
I can tell you that I think they're asking too much from a Manager-level role, and I think the evolution in their Support approach is a bad signal for the function and the company's future. Tread Carefully.
Vet Clinic Implementation Manager
Hey, this is exciting! I don't know if Vetcove read this Bad Job Bingo critique, but they've updated the title of this position to Vet Clinic Implementation Manager.
Customer Success Manager
I waffled on where this one should go (BINGO or Seriously, Maybe Don't). There's no Careers page, just a perfunctory EO statement at the bottom of their Jobs page along with a frankly alarming Values statement.
Multiple Positions
Even aside from the problems in individual descriptions (of which there are plenty), having “Check out our open roles and see if you can make the cut” on your Careers page is an automatic Bingo for me, sorry not sorry.
