Community Lead
It's probably a little pathetic how easy it is to get me on your side as an AI company. Oh, you're doing the bare minimum? WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?
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Roles that are no longer accepting applications but that are kept for archival purposes.
Director of Technical Solutions
I'm putting this in BINGO purely for how insufferable this company sounds.
Lead Technical Support Engineer
Honestly, this job description is pretty forgettable. It's not terrible, but it's not good either; candidates get very little information about the structure of the team they'd be leading, and the only hint at culture we get is a single bullet about the office being pet-friendly.
Customer Onboarding Specialist
Y'all, I've said what the actual fuck so many times with this JD it's lost all meaning. I don't even know what to say, except that I don't think our existing ratings quite cover this one, so I had to create a special one: Possibly Psychotic.
Customer Experience Associate
Yeah, no. Tread Carefully.
Director of Customer Education
I'm glad that my anxiety was proven unnecessary – this sounds like a great job with great pay and benefits. It's not so outstanding that I feel comfortable giving it a Green Means Go, but it's a high Eh, It's Probably Fine.
Customer Success Manager
Overall, this is a solid Eh, It's Probably Fine. Aside from a few flags (and asking for salary expectations on the application), it seems like a decent remote role with good benefits.
Technical Support Analyst
"High stakes" in a job like this means the product doesn't work, or only works enough to be dangerous. You're there as a human shield between the customer and the product, and I promise it isn't even as fun as it sounds.
Customer Success Manager
I think the AI is confused about what Customer Success does.
Support Operations Lead
Blacklane's Careers page is pretty bare-bones, with very little actual useful information, not unlike this job description!
Support Engineer
Look, I'm being kind by only putting this in BINGO.
Bilingual Client Engagement Senior Specialist
Look, this company sounds weird, the role sounds weird, and the fact that they can't tell you what the pay is is weird. We've got a weird club sandwich of a job listing here, is what I'm saying.
Director of Customer Support
This sounds like a really interesting role with an earnest company, with some neat travel opportunities thrown in. However, since I'm still unsure of what I think about the recruitment video and there's no salary transparency, I'm going to put this in a very tentative Tread Carefully.
Head of Global Support
I'm sorry, the fuck? You want this role to build out its own completely separate product development function to fix a product so seemingly broken that even the Engineering, Product, and Design teams don't want to deal with it anymore? ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Customer Success Manager (Technical)
Welp, a red flag right up front. What a way to dive back into Bad Job Bingo!
Senior Customer Success Manager
No compensation, no mentions of benefits anywhere, no idea if it's onsite or remote, and the location is just "Usa, New York Office." Honestly, I'm not even convinced this is a real company. I'm gonna say Seriously, Maybe Don't.
Senior Customer Success Manager
Overall, it's a pretty straightforward Success position with decent pay. They don't mention benefits, which I'd address in the interview process, but otherwise it's a solid Eh, It's Probably Fine.
Client Experience Associate
Blah blah woof woof capitalism, but a company that wants to use you to build private wealth for others but won't deign to tell you what the compensation package is is especially hypocritical and I just cannot (Farther for me, but not for thee?).
Member Services Associate
I am immediately suspicious of companies that in one breath brag about how great a workplace they are and then, in the next, make it clear that they are only being transparent about salary because they are legally required to in NY, CO, or CA. Honestly, it's fucking laughable.
Customer Success Manager, Mid-Market
Still just vibes, still a BINGO.
Customer Onboarding Specialist
Since they're expecting candidates to operate on vibes only, so am I! And my vibes tell me this is a BINGO.
Customer Success Operations Manager
Ding ding ding, we have a (BINGO) winner.
Cloud Support Engineer
I am deeply unimpressed with CoreWeave's showing here. Tread Carefully.
Global Head of Partner Support, Google Cloud
This whole JD is a sloppy mess, but hey, at least the pay's good?
